So - Hello to all! First things, first a few quick Caveats - No I am not an actual Bastard, Secondly not that there is really anything wrong with that as Bastard has lost virtually all its original meaning and now implies to most simply someone who is cantankerous etc.
Next - I'm also not particularly healthy - not unhealthy per-say but certainly have room for great improvement - so to me HealthyBastard is both my current status and my future goal.
So why this blog?
I want to use this blog to both get a few things off my, chest - set some humble goals and track them, and finally amuse my friends and family. So with that said here we go!
Valentines Day is coming!
So here it is a few weeks after Christmas and the retail industry is hitting you up for your cash again - Candy, Flowers, Greeting Card, Chochka's and expensive dinner/evening out! And you sir - what exactly will you get in exchange for this payoff? Well what is it you want? To be left alone? Forgetaboutit. More sexual intimacy? Highly doubtful, birthrates in September come in third - and only because its 9 months from a winter month. So lets test this girl, this love of your life and do something this year over the top romantic and it will not cost you a dime!
Try this, go to Google Books check out Yeats "Ode to a Nightingale" Write it down longhand and then put it in an envelope with a single heart on the seal. Or you might read it to her! either way you now stand a serious chance of finding out what she thinks Valentines Day is about.
If she flunks this test - congratulations you just saved yourself some $$$ and can spend it on internet love... If she passes this test - I think you may be getting luckeeee!
One more thing as the HealthyBastard - Stay away from all that crappy candy!
HB
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